Bah! Damn Toilet Gnomes! Damn those toilet gnomes! They're like velociraptors. They hunt in packs, use wickedly trimmed toenails to bring down their prey, and they look kinda goofy, and have high pitched voices. About the only thing that makes them different from velociraptors, is the fact that they hunt down people with blue hair. Rest easy though, friends. I've already warned Kris about this in an email, and should she follow my advice, she should be fine. Of course, my email has been rather tempermental lately, not sending letters, and all that. Best of luck, Kris. Now, I don't have blue hair, but for some reason, I think that the gnomes are still plotting against me. Perhaps its something like having a new, tastier kind of prey wander into their territory. Perhaps I'm just psychotic. However! I do know that they've been plotting against me, by keeping orange soda out of my apartment! They know that orange soda helps me build strong bones and muscles, and they're trying to make me weaker, to make me easier to hunt! The bums! Normally ~milk~ would be the beverage of choice to build healthy bodies and strong bones and muscles. But since I'm lactose intolerant, that hardly applies to me! So, the lesson for today kiddies, is this: Don't drink milk! Who knows what kind of destruction it could do to your intestines and stomach? Start drinking orange soda now, at an early age, so your bodies can adapt to the sugar intake, and soon, your body will start using that sugar to build strong bones! Because we all know how strong a pile of sugar is, right kiddies? And knowing is half the battle. -Danny email: superintraining@hotmail.com

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